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my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

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shercock-block:

sammyinterrupted:

oh fuck its back lmfao

what

the

is that a

oh my god

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unfreshing:

GIRL POWER

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1/50 → martin freeman

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cumberbitchsandwich:

ladyavenal:

I cannot decide whether or not I want to be Mark or Andrew in this moment…..

BOTH!

I DEMAND TO BE BOTH!

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haave-you-met-ted:

thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes

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wellimthelordoftime:

nyandalek:

sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of me sobbing

Oh god suddenly I’m crying now.

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